Thanks to the miracle of electronic mail, I am credibly informed that my shipment of Jones Soda Limited Edition Dungeons & Dragons Spellcasting Soda will arrive early next week. When you factor in shipping, it cost me $30 for a 12-pack (yes, I bought the 12-pack; why would I settle for only 6 bottles?). That is perhaps a bit dear for a dozen bottles of soda, but I couldn’t resist. The packaging does a creditable job with the lingo and the visuals, but without taking itself too seriously.

The Potion of Healing, I will save for the next time I cut myself shaving, of course. But apart from that, I don’t know which flavor I should sample first. The Illithid Brain Juice? Or Bigby’s Crushing Thirst Destroyer? What say you?